There is a lot of curiosity surrounding Ryan Lochte’s sex life–or, apparently, lack thereof. While he was seen dressed in a surprisingly dapper blazer strolling around London in the evening hours, he insists quite passionately that he is not having sex because he trains too much (and that his mistake in the last Olympics was having a girlfriend because the relationship proved to be too distracting. Ouch.) Because every Olympic star’s dream is to brag about how much they don’t get laid. Alright, Mr. Backwards.
Other things you may have missed:
- Lolo Jones’s teammates feel like she’s gotten all this undeserved attention due to her memoir, The Lolo Jones Story, while they actually won medals and she didn’t. Oh, leave the poor gal alone!
- Mckayla Maroney’s stinkface from when she only won a silver medal has now become a new internet meme to treasure. And guess what? She is not impressed!









