We admit it: when we were little we used to take our sister's Barbies and mash them together in some primitive erotic coupling. (Hey, we didn't know exactly what lesbians did back then.)

But now some folks are taking things waaay too far with dolls of the One Direction boys—putting them in all kinds of compromising and degrading positions. We didn't say they should stop, just that they were degrading.

Here's just some of the depraved evidence:

(Tumbler)