One Direction’s New Video Is Basically Soft Core Gay Porn

One Direction gets homoerotic in "Live While We're Young"

It’s the hands you CAN’T see that are interesting.

It’s awesome when gay men make sexy music videos or when straight men make sexy music videos that are supposed to seduce the ladies… but also satisfy the fellas.

But there’s a special joy in homoerotic music videos: Videos where things get accidentally gay. Like… oops! How’d my hand get down there?

Just last week, One Direction released the most homoerotic video in recent memory. Check out “Live While We’re Young:”

Tee-hee-hee! Don’t splash me! I’m all wet, and my t-shirt is clinging to my muscular body! Giggle giggle! That tickles… and now, whoops, my shirt fell off!

One Direction gets wet

Seriously… It just fell right off!

I mean, come on. This video is basically softcore gay porn. No matter how often the lyrics reference girls, the boys had to realize what they were implying when they kept sticking that giant inflatable banana between their legs. And if they didn’t, then I need to warn them that college is going to be confusing for everyone.

Because I remember college very well, and every time I saw straight boys wrestle like this, I felt feelings.

one direction has a sexy wrestling match

In a pile like this, everyone’s eventually on bottom

Meanwhile, if you’re a young gay man, and you go camping with your best straight buddies, aren’t you praying that a morning in the tent will begin like this?

One Direction have fun in a tent

If the gentlemen of One Direction don’t realize what they’ve created, then let’s not tell them. That way, the young gay men of the world might get a sequel.

Mark Blankenship doesn’t remember camping ever being that much fun. He tweets as @IAmBlankenship.