Orlando Bloom stripped completely naked and let it all—and we do mean all—hang out on an Italian beach vacation with girlfriend Katy Perry on Tuesday.

The paparazzi snapped photos of the 39-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings actor as he casually slipped out of his swim trunks for a swim and, later, as he went au natural for a little paddleboard trip around the cove.

The New York Daily News has the exclusive pics—

In a follow-up post, the Daily News compared the uncensored picture of Bloom to another celebrity they recently nude-scooped, Justin Bieber.

It looks like each of the stars has a big advantage below the waist—despite what must have been cold water.

The two heartthrobs also proudly boasted six-packs and firm backsides on their tropical trips.

This and the announcement of a new Britney Spears album and — WOW, what a wonderful day!