On Monday we shared some (probably fake) teasers for American Horror Story Circus, what some claim will be the theme for the show’s upcoming fourth season.
If you’re like us, you’ve been imagining future conceits for AHS to explore—the possibilities thrown out online range from the plausible (American Horror Story: Roswell) to the absurd (American Horror Story: Bridalplasty).
Below, check out some of the “promotional posters” we’ve found for American Horror Season Season 4, coming in October.
Is Zachary Quinto hairy enough to play a misunderstood-yet-murderous Sasquatch?
Evan Peters might not be tall enough to play the popular internet meme, but the season sure would give us some terrifying nightmares.
A variation on Monday’s “Circus” theme, this one zeroes in on the Tod Browning Freaks connection.
AHS: Britney Spears’ Circus
You better work, bitch.
AHS: Spice Girls Reunion
Well this one doesn’t even make sense—the Spice Girls aren’t even American.
AHS: Gay Marriage
Maybe if the show moved to Fox News.
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