Pablo Hernandez And Manila Luzon Pay Tribute To Madonna With “Bitch I’m A Bottom”

"Tell me how big you ARE!"

All the gays have been gagging for Rebel Heart but Madge’s latest release inspired actor-model-singer Pablo Hernandez to pen a parody version of “Bitch, I’m Madonna.”

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Hernandez, who has appeared in the web series Go-Go Boy Interrupted, just dropped the music video for “Bitch I’m A Bottom,” a callout to those, like himself, who think it’s better to receive than to give.

The L.A. hottie even got Manila Luzon to drop some rhymes in the song, and shoot the “Bitch I’m a Bottom” music video.

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“With the help of my boyfriend, Mic J Rez, we planned this video in three days—and shot it in three hours!” Luzon posted today on Facebook. “And thanks to the amazing skillz of my friend Milo Poon-Fear who shot and edited this flawlessly…All our mothers should be so proud.”

We’re sure Mama Ru is!

Watch “Bitch I’m A Bottom” below



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