New York showbiz spitfire Paige Turner always has a kind word for those in need: Here she sings "Grindr Connection," a parody of The Muppet Movie classic "Rainbow Connection" that's a tongue-in-cheek homage to everyone's favorite hookup app. Joining Turner is her little furry friend Lamar, a longtime regular in her live shows.

"I am always surround by twinks and have been their Fairy Godmother," Paige tells NNN. "It was always a fantasy of mine to be a guest star on the Muppet Show, so I just switched out the twinks with puppets and sprinkled my fairy dust on them! Slurp!"

Maybe Paige can explain why so many of our Grindr dates end up looking like Mr. Snuffleupagus.

Check out Paige Turner live every Sunday for Slurp! at Vlada

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