Drag Race alum Pandora Boxx and Manila Luzon, underwear model Pablo Hernandez, former Queer Eye Jai Rodriguez, and basically everyone who’s anyone in West Hollywood are supporting safer sex in “Bitch I’m A Condom,” a new video from Impulse Los Angeles parodying “Bitch I’m Madonna.”

The video's description reads: "There is nothing funny about the risks of HIV, but together we can educate & protect ourselves from STI's. Collaborating with the voices of various LGBT influencers like, Manila Luzon, Pandora Boxx, Jai Rodriguez, Pablo Hernandez & Impulse LA, we strive to promote the message of safer sex practices."

Packed with more euphemisms than you can count, at least 50 oversized packages and one flawless Nicki Minaj-style rap delivered by Manila, the video follows this huge cast of LGBT influencers around a nightclub while advocating for safer sex.

Oh yeah — the lyrics are pretty catchy too! "We go hard and we go long / We are sexy smart and strong / We can love whoever we want / And we use a condom."

Check it out below: