RuPaul’s All Stars Drag Race premieres next Monday at 9/8 c on Logo, and last night all the beautiful queens were out in LA to celebrate the premiere. Among them, our favorite NNN recapper Pandora Boxx, who took some time to hysterically answer our nine questions.
1. Movie line you use, possibly too much.
“Stop trying to make fetch happen.” from Mean Girls. Or maybe “You sho is ugly,” from The Color Purple. I also say “Atta girl” a lot, which is from 9 to 5.
2. Church of Scientology or Church of Latter Day Saints?
I like alien anal probes so I guess Scientology, and to me Latter Day Saints just sounds like a ’90s one hit wonder rock band.
3. Trend you’d be happy to see the end of?
4. Favorite Cher song & why?
“Walking in Memphis!” 1) Because I think it’s an amazing song and I love her take on it and B) I saw her do it in concert and she said, “Marc Cohn had a huge hit with this song. I had a huge bomb, not infomercial scale bomb but a bomb.” It made me love her even more!
5. Which Spice Girl are you?
Ginger! Though I think people might peg me as Baby Spice. But I think Ginger was probably a bigger whore and I like that.
6. Marry, F*ck, Kill: Anderson Cooper, James Franco, Andy Cohen
Kill Andy Cohen, so I can take his job. Marry Andy Cooper, because he’s adorable, smart and rich. Fu*k James Franco, but after I force him to shower.
7. Who do you stalk on Facebook?
Everyone in my news feed. Isn’t that what Facebook is all about?
8. Best drunk text you’ve ever sent or received?
Cooki: Talk to you later, I’m off to have an orgy
Pandora: Have fun! Suck a dick for me!
(But I actually don’t know if either of us were drunk.)
9. Lie you always tell?
I don’t eat solid foods.