Remember Paris Hilton’s good ol’ days? When there was nary a Kardashian in sight, and we were collectively horrified and amazed by her bad-girl antics? Those were some good times. It’s tough, though, to stay relevant when you don’t actually do anything (except swan around and “DJ” at Las Vegas clubs and attempt to make stupid catchphrases happen), and so Ms. Hilton has returned to her fashion roots.
You can’t deny Paris has a pert lil’ derriere, but these photos seem to veer on the campy — not sexy — side. Here we have her being carried by her Russian cosmonaut/model beau around the Russian seaside resort of Sochi. And what’s that? Paris would like a ride on a carousel? Why, of course!
We’d love to know what the Russian captions say. Perhaps, “In Russia, the lingerie wears you, you don’t wear the lingerie.” These pics look like something straight out of a naughty boudoir session of Glamour Shots.
See the whole thing at GQ Russia.
Julie Gerstein has been told she looks like Paris Hilton’s mug shot before. You can find her at @havethehabit