Spice Girls, hot gays, epic dancing in pumps, and a tour of Paris? Merci!

French choreographer Yanis Marshall and his crew tear up the streets of Gay Paree (in sickening heels, no less) with this viral dance medly featuring some of the Spice Girls biggest hits, including "Wannabe," "Stop" and "Who Do You Think You Are." It's not just a hoot, it's the funnest Paris travelogue we've seen in ages.

A team-up with Kazaky is inevitable.