Parker Young Tries To Repel Us By Upping Douche Factor, Zachary Quinto Likely Misses His Eyebrows: CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM

Maybe because I’m old and out of the loop, but are the whole “koala farts” thing a thing? I see it a lot. And if it’s a thing, why is it a thing?

#firstDate #flashback… #wokeUp missing my #boyfriend @kylekriegerhair. Please #spam his account with #koalaFarts (???) so that he knows what's good. Then help homeless LGBT youth by supporting #HOOKED at HotSissy.com #loveOnly

A photo posted by Max Emerson (@maxisms) on Oct 14, 2015 at 7:49am PDT

If I want to warm up before work, I can run around a parking lot

Pre-show warm up.

A photo posted by Ryan Steele (@rysteele) on Oct 14, 2015 at 2:12pm PDT

I always loved the tallest Warbler, and it’s nice to see Darren still hangs around with his background dancers

My friend, & WARBLER BROTHER @darrencriss came to @experiencecarrie ! Thanks for coming from NYC BRO! #darrencriss #hedwig #hedwigandtheangryinch #experiencecarrie #warblers #glee #losangelestheatre

A photo posted by jonhall28 (@jonhall28) on Oct 14, 2015 at 9:22am PDT

I don’t think that Parker could reach a douchey level that I wouldn’t bone him

Hey guys just wanted to share some wisdom. If you're not feeling douchey enough, a quick fix is to go to the gym with your brother and flex in the mirror. For extra points stand in front of a ballet bar. #howtogetmoredouchey #justdoucheit #you'rewelcome

A photo posted by Parker Young (@_parker_young_) on Oct 14, 2015 at 1:58pm PDT

Speaking of hot guys I have no chance with, here’s Matt Doyle serving perfect chest hair

Another from the brilliant @lukefontana. Had so much fun shooting with him.

A photo posted by Matt Doyle (@mattfdoyle) on Oct 14, 2015 at 7:35am PDT

I wonder how much Zachary misses his eyebrows?

penultimate beyond spock finds his light.

A photo posted by Zachary Quinto (@zacharyquinto) on Oct 14, 2015 at 5:11am PDT

One of my favorite erotic pictures of all time was Kerry Degman’s back, with a skateboard tossed over it. He wasn’t wearing pants in that photo, but the back is familiar

A lot of pullups later

A photo posted by Kerry Degman (@kerrydegman) on Oct 13, 2015 at 8:53pm PDT

He just looks incredibly uncomfortable wearing clothes. I hope he doesn’t do it often

Actually suited and booted for the @AttitudeMag awards. #tightfit pic.twitter.com/geLPr6k20Q

— Keegan Hirst (@KeeganHirst) October 14, 2015

So is Neighbors 2 going the cameo route?

Welcome, this years starting lineup for the @spurs. What will pop think of next @tonyparker @theborisdiaw pic.twitter.com/O7077wFAiO

— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) October 14, 2015