What happens when a group of people try out a bidet for the first time?

Buzzfeed is no stranger to putting people outside their comfort zones, and nearly everyone involved in this particular outing claims to have had little to no interaction with their patootie. As soon as the jetstream gets going, though, they unclench— metaphorically.

"Oh my god, that's fantastic," notes one male participant. "It's better if you relax."

A woman declares, "It's like a massage for you anus, but it's wet."

Sadly, others were less impressed: "It's kind of just making my butt numb," said one guy, while another gave a very straightforward response: "I would say I did not enjoy what just happened to me."

Check out the wet and-wild-proceedings below.