Peter Brant Is Not Gay, Just ‘Undefined’

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Remember Peter Brant? Didn’t think so. He’s the teenager who was photographed kissing his mom, former supermodel Stephanie Seymour, on a beach.

After the pictures sparked controversy, Peter decided that the best PR move was to announce he was gay. Now, in an interview with Vanity Fair he did with his brother — for reasons completely unknown to us other than VF wanted to increase their douche factor — Peter said he “might” be gay.

“I’m both, kind of, a little bit…. I do both, and, you know, I’m cool with everything,” Peter helpfully revealed. “I don’t like to be defined. I personally don’t think that you can be. I’m undefinable. I’m undefined.” Well, that’s certainly one way to describe you, Peter.

In case you were worried the elder Brant brother was a likable human being, here are his thoughts on Suri Cruise. “She’s one of my idols. [...] Clearly she’s just an awesome person.”

His brother, Harry, seems to think fashion is “all coming from her” and points out how cool it is she wears “jammies in the restaurant.”

We all love Suri’s Burn Book but come on, boys. The real Suri wears pajamas in restaurants because she is a toddler. Also, even Suri probably doesn’t use the word “jammies”.

Just gives you so much hope for America’s future.