Prince Harry’s Nude Week might be extended! Today, RadarOnline reported that there’s actual video of Prince Harry’s wild naked nude Vegas party romp, and that the person who took it is being very “discreet” about it. Of course, a person who was actually being “discreet” would have deleted the video (or not taken it in the first place), and it’s likely that if this person exists, they’ll be quieted by Royal family money before they can sell their ill-gotten footage to a gossip monger. So don’t get too excited. Sorry to rain on the Prince Harry’s Wang parade.
But these are the dog days of summer in an election year, and WE NEED THIS VIDEO to get us through to September when television comes back! Especially with this tantalizing quote from Radar’s source:
“A lot went on in that hotel room that night, that much is for sure.”
Oooh, a “lot” “went” “on”! What could that mean? Strip charades? Strip Trivial Pursuit, Genus Edition? Sadly, we’ll probably never know the answer, but we can pray for a miracle! Prince Harry should confiscate cellphones from now on, though.