This guy is NOT taking the "Peacock" bait. Not for a minute!!!!

Italians do it better! And so do peacocks!

Alert the media: Will Pulos is again running about Gotham with a mic and a nose for news... This week in "Pop Culture Detective" he's getting to the bottom of Snooki's boozy incarceration, Katy Perry's bird fetish and something about Justin Bieber, grilled cheese sandwiches and book deals.

And to keep it legit and classy, look out for the references to Ernest Hemingway and Alice Walker. Yup, that's how we roll.

Now, who wants a Vitamin Water???