Pope Benedict’s Secret Boyfriend, Georg Gänswein, Is A Hottie

Hello Georg! Photo Credit: Getty Images

Hello Georg! Photo Credit: Getty Images

Way to go Pope Benedict!

The Pope may no longer be heading up the Vatican after today, but he will be heading up his summer residence and later an apartment in the Vatican with his “personal secretary” and alleged secret boyfriend, super hot German Archbishop Georg Gänswein.

Georg, 56, is the hottest thing to ever happen to the papacy and has inspired a Versace collection, been dubbed “Gorgeous Georg” by the press and was on the cover of Vanity Fair (in Italy) earlier this year. He has also been with the Pope since 2005, and they spend all day, everyday together. Even naptime.

So now these two will be off and free to do their own thing, like pray and repent and catch up on episodes of Smash.

And we take back that thing about the Pope heading the household, apparently it is Georg who heads the household.

This future movie is going to put Brokeback Mountain to shame.

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