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Jonah Hill's Oscar nomination. Psy's second top ten hit. The third season of The Killing. None of those things seemed likely, but they happened. However, something even less conceivable has stumbled into the world.

Yes, there's now a porn version of Parks & Recreation.

Let that sink in: The porn industry looked at the NBC sitcom and said, "Yes! Let's slap some blow jobs in there and watch the money roll in!"

But here's the strangest part: This movie actually looks pretty funny. For one thing, it's called Porks and Recreation, which tickles my funny bone. (Not like that. Don't be gross.) For another, the trailer makes it clear that somebody in Bonerland actually watches the show. They've got Ron Swanson's breakfast poster back there. They reference the actual Parks & Rec subplots about porn, including Too Big to Nail. They even make a joke about the Native American murals in the capitol building.

Here's the trailer, which has some bad language but is otherwise safe for work.

I mean... if you've gotta make a porn parody, it should probably be this clever, right? Now they just need to make a gay version with Chris Traeger and Ben Wyatt. Preferably starring Rob Lowe and Adam Scott.

p.s. -- Massive thanks to @KateyRich for bringing this priceless work of art to my attention

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Mark Blankenship may never watch Parks & Rec the same way again. He tweets as @IAmBlankenship.