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President Barack Obama Kicks Mitt Romney's Ass, Kinda

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President Barack Obama has won his bid for reelection and defeated Mitt Romney to remain President of the United States of America. Haleeloo!

The popular vote was somewhat close, but the fact that the election was called well before midnight with Obama winning Ohio, and it seems like Virginia and Florida are to come, it is safe to say he kicked Romney's ass.

We here at NewNowNext could obviously not be any more thrilled with this outcome, and will still be up for you all this evening, and early morning, reporting on the outcome of the four marriage equality ballot measures in Maine, Maryland, Minnesota and Washington.

Now go celebrate with a drink or go to bed and get some sleep. Either way, most of us will be waking up very, very happy tomorrow -- even if slightly hungover.

Now let's all start guessing who Michelle will wear to the next Inaugural Ball.  We are gonna go with Jason Wu again.

Oh, and go give Bill Clinton a big hug, Barack.

UPDATE:

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

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