Kate Middleton is such a bitch. Thanks to those nude photos everyone seems to have forgotten that the world’s hottest ginge, Prince Harry, also dropped trou this summer, and the resulting photos were far less grainy then those of Kate on holiday. But even the palace doesn’t care about Harry anymore.
So while everyone is running around in their naked Kate Middleton look this Halloween, why not go for the hotter costume — naked hunky Harry.
Here’s how to do it for just 5 bucks.
What You Will Need
- Brown Marker
- Orange Wig
How To Put It Together
- Get crazy, crazy drunk.
- Seriously, make sure you can’t even see straight.
- Okay, maybe do a little something to wake yourself up.
- Get totally naked.
- Take the marker and make little freckle dots all over your body.
- Put on the orange wig. Maybe tear off a few tufts for your nether region.
- Cup your balls and out the door you go.
- Make sure to make out with every girl you see while also trying to get them out of their costumes.
- YOU’RE PRINCE HARRY NAKED!
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