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New Pill Promises To Make Your Semen Taste Like Jamba Juice

Funky spunk, is there anything worse? Noted manufacturer of sexual wellness products HiPleasures certainly doesn't think so, hence the Sugar Cum pill, which is exactly what it sounds like.

According to the product description:

When it comes to oral sex we all have different buttons that like to be touched, caressed or licked but there are still qualms about it. The reason you might wonder: funky tasting junk. It’s safe to say no matter what you’re eating you remember the taste off the bat, whether it be food or genitalia. Sex professionals often hear numerous complaints about the bitter taste associated with oral sex.

In cases like this, what can you do? Skip the appetizer and head straight to dessert?

No matter how attracted two individuals are to one another, when there is an awkward taste or smell during oral sex, it’s a total buzz/boner kill. For unpleasant moments like this, your friends here at HIPleasures came up with Sugar Cum. Sugar Cum is truly a game changer as it helps the body produce sweet cum by working with the body’s pH levels. Now you won’t be able to get your hands or mouths off each other.

According to Vice writer Mitchell Sunderland, who tried the supplements, "the pill’s ingredients include tropical fruit similar to those in Jamba Juice smoothies: proprietary blend, pineapple extract, acai extract, papaya extract, wheat grass extract, and cinnamon."

Sugar Cum—takes the funk out of spunk. From HiPleasures, A Samantha Jones Company.

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