Whether you’re happily coupled or #SingleAF, Valentine’s Day (or “Galentine’s Day” on February 13, take your pick) is an ideal opportunity to spoil that special someone in your life.
Even Especially if that “special someone” is yourself.
Below, find 10 gifts perfect for a very queer Valentine’s Day.
TomboyX V-Day collectionTomboyX
Rainbow iced coffee tumblerBan.do
Encourage your BF to stop being an insufferable gossip and start saving the planet with this cheery, rainbow-hued “Optimism” iced coffee tumbler. I mean, he’s going to get an iced coffee every morning anyway, so you might as well encourage some environmentally-friendly consumption habits in the process.
Moo x Kate Moross journalsKate Moross/Moo
“Game of Queens” Drag Race card gameLaurence King
We’ve already established that astrology is basically gay culture, so why not lean into it with these star sign-themed vibrator sets? Each one comes with a zodiac-themed gemstone necklace, small clit vibrator, and warming balm designed to intensify your orgasm. I can’t stop thinking about how brilliant this idea is, but I’m a very mercurial Gemini, so check back in, like, two hours.
$40, Good Vibrations
Tom of Finland V-Day card
We’re obsessed with these sexy Valentine’s Day cards from the Tom of Finland store x Kweer Cards. Grab that ass, hunty!
Fluide “Rosemont” liquid lipstickFluide Beauty
Hot Coffee scrubStudio Ready
For a gift that’s as unique as it is practical, try StudioReady’s Hot Coffee scrub, the world’s first body scrub specifically designed to make eating ass more enjoyable. Yes, such a thing exists. Yes, its tagline—”sit on his face with confidence”—deserves a freaking Pulitzer. And, yes, you’re welcome.
$62, StudioReady ($8 off with the code, “EATMYHOLE”)
“Furious Vulvas” vegan chocolatesLagusta's Luscious
“Phucking Phabulous” candleThe Phluid Project