Randy Rainbow Celebrates Mueller Charging Trump Associates in “Cell Block Tango” Parody

"They had it comin'!"

The Mueller investigation is picking up steam as fast as Trump’s approval rating is taking a dive.

Roger Stone is the sixth Trump campaign associate to face charges, and Randy Rainbow is singing out his joy at the news in a new musical parody, this time giving his unique spin to Chicago’s “Cell Block Tango.”

“The ’greatest witch hunt in history’ has dropped houses on six of the president’s personal assistance so far,” Rainbow notes. “Including Roger Stone, who’s been indicted on multiple charges: Including lying, obstructing justice, witness tampering, and lacking basic fashion sense.”

“Before Roger came Mike Flynn, George Papadopoulos, and Rick Gates. Then on the same day Michael Cohen pleaded guilty, Donald Trump’s campaign manager Paul Manafort was convicted on eight felony counts. Only because on the other ten counts the jury was hung. And, incidentally, the only thing in that sentence that will ever be described as hung,” he adds.

“Who will it be next?” he asks. “Oh God, I’ll laugh if it’s Kellyanne!”

Or, could it be POTUS himself?

“He has it comin’!” Rainbow sings. “He better find a hiding place. He’s changing color, cause here comes Mueller, at least his jumpsuit will match his face.”

Watch the (Part One, probably) video below.


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