Rapper The Game Wants You To Know, Better Yet He'll Show You, How Big His Penis Is
*Double taps*
Rapper The Game has an important message for his 4 million+ Instagram followers: He's hung. Like, Michael Fassbender hung. Like, Idris Elba hung. Like, Liam Neeson hung. Maybe hunger than them all.
All was calm last night in the land of Instagram, when the Game crash landed an undies-clad mirror selfie showing off his sizable+ package in all its girthy mass.
In effort to display his hashtag prowess, The Game, real name Jayceon Terrell Taylor, captioned the photo (don't hold your breath reading this):
Let's just assume, I thought today was Friday or #ThrowDatAZZbackThursday #WhoCaresWhatDayItis I say it's #FineNiggaFriday because I know you gone be double tappin this mothafucka til tomorrow anyway......#SoGoneTagYaGirlfriends #ScreenShotIt #LickIt #PullThemPantiesToTheSideAndGetReadyForThe #HalloweenEdition #CuzHalfYallScaredOfTheDickAnyway ?? #WhereverYouAtInTheWorldDatPussyBoutToBeWetYouHearMe #iSaidDoYouFuckinHearMe #OkThen #TakeYourIndexAndMiddleFingerAndMakeAGun #ThenPutTheGunInsideYouAndPullTheTrigger #EaseItOutAndPutSomeOfThatStickyIckyOnThatPearlTongue #TiltYaHeadBackAtAn80DegreeAngleAndSpreadYourLegsFarAsTheyGo #ThenLickYaFingersRealSlowAndGrazeThatPearlForMe #BackAndForthRealGently #CloseYaEyes #AndImagineMeSlidingInThatThangRealSlow #AndAsSoonAsYouGetReadyToBustYour1stNut #iPullOutAndGoDownTownAndCatchItWithMyTongue #ThenISlideBackUpAn...... Oh shit the Patriots game on, gotta go ladies !!!! Oh' & my boxers ?? #ThatsHowIDocumentary2 ???? #MEATPRINTPAPI #DropsMic
That's a lot of hashtags. But that's a lot of D. So I guess it all equals out.
