Revenge is back bitches. And, as to be expected, everyone is acting like a bitch. So this year rather than some boring old recap we are going to list the 5 bitchiest moments from each episode.
This is not going to be easy.
- Ashley is totally banging Daniel, that slutty British gold digger. AND she is running sh*t in the Grayson home. BITCH.
- Emily would pull a knife on the only hot guy around. And take advantage of her long lost sister, while she’s in rehab. BITCH.
- Ugh, Declan is the worse. You can have awful hair and be nice or have awesome hair and be a dick. But you can’t be a dick with awful hair. BITCH.
- Emily gets the tits out and throws on her tightest red dress for a memorial service. HOT BITCH.
- VICTORIA IS ALIVE BITCHES!