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Right-Wingers Sent Michele Bachmann A Vibrator To Help Her Calm The Hell Down

[caption id="attachment_70589" align="aligncenter" width="505"]Bachmann/Graves race tightens. Michelle Bachmann (Photo: Jewel Samad/Getty Images)[/caption]

Michele Bachmann certainly gives us a headache, but it appears the ex-presidential candidate and full-time See You Next Tuesday suffers from migraines herself. To help a sister out, the right-wing Strategy Group for Media out of Columbus, OH, sent Bachmann what they thought was a personal massager but turned out to be a  “female pleasure machine"—better known as a vibrator.

The Columbus-based Strategy Group for Media has a stable of conservative clients that have included Todd Akin (of "legitimate rape" fame), Newt Gingrich and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, according to Politico. However, the firm has had a stretch of bad luck recently, including the almost-disastrous vibrator gaffe, reports BuzzFeed, which recently analyzed documents detailing the inner workings of the company as related to an ongoing lawsuit.

brookstoneAccording to BuzzFeed, internal memos spilled the beans on the gaffe:

The emails don’t elaborate on the incident, but one person familiar with the story told BuzzFeed that Elsass had intended to give Bachmann a vibrating head massager to help alleviate her migraines, and that the employee he sent to buy the gift accidentally purchased something that more closely resembled a sex toy — and sent it to her office.

Strategy Group president Rick Tyler insists the gift was from Brookstone, but one look at their catalog shows they've been in the ladybits-pleasuring racket for a while. (Exhibit A, above.)

Bachmann knows from her vibrators: She recently told whackjob site WorldNetDaily that "[Barack Obama] has a perpetual magic wand and nobody's given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand." Hey so long as the batteries don't run out...

The "pleasure machine" was intercepted before it hit Michelle's desk, which is really too bad. Lord knows she's not getting it from Marcus.

h/t: HuffPo

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