Robbie Williams has spoken out about his sexuality, to say that he thinks he is “49% homosexual” because he loves musicals and “other things that are often associated with gays,” but that he doesn’t like having sex with men.

Talking to the Daily Star, Williams revealed he'd love to work on a jukebox musical about his life: “I would really like to have a crack at it. I love musical theater and a lot of the other things that are often associated with gays," said the "Millennium" singer. "I am 49% homosexual and sometimes as far as 50%. However, that would imply that I enjoy having a particular sort of fun which I don’t.”

He means sex with blokes.

In England, it's not uncommon for male pop stars to more overtly court their gay-male fans. (Watch five minutes of a One Direction video.) But Williams has been "teasing" us about his sexuality for nigh on 20 years. It's enough already.

“There is a history of gay people pretending to be straight. I want to balance the sides," Williams, who's new album is titled Swing Both Ways, said in an earlier interview. I’m a straight person pretending to be gay. It’s easy when you’re British; we’re camp by nature anyway.”

Y'know we used to think Robbie Williams was gay. Now we kind of hope he isn't.