Robert Pattinson is done with Hollywood and is going to become a hermit and hide in the hills like Howard Hughes and he never wants to see anyone again ever because Kristen Stewart broke his heart. So deal with it Twihards.
It’s Wacky Weekly Wednesday time!
The mags are all Rob and Kristen this week, of course, and the mags are loving Rob and hating Kristen. On the truthful side we have reports of Rob hiding away at Reese Witherspoon’s country home (expect affair rumors next week), all the Twilight kids hating Kristen and Kristen doing anything to get Rob back. Smiling?
Then there are the not so truthful reports. Rob has reportedly dropped out of a press appearance for his new film Cosmopolis according to ET, only his rep says this is not true. He was also reportedly romancing Emilie de Ravin years ago, something all these magazine’s failed to mention years ago.
Also Kristen is pregnant — BUT WHO IS THE FATHER!?!?!?!!?
Getting sick of all this? Well buckle down, this is going to be all you hear about for months. Months we tell you!
At the end of the day we are sure Robby is going nowhere, and can likely console himself in the bed of any woman, or man, he so chooses.