Robert Pattinson Sucks At Sex
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Robert Pattinson is a shi*ty, shi*ty lay, at least according to the fine folks over at Star. Maybe we should just rename Wacky Weekly Wednesday to Ridiculous Sh*t We Read In Star.
But yeah, it's time for Wacky Weekly Wednesday.
This week, we are yet again doing a Star article, an article that claims Kristen Stewart has been running around and talking smack about what her man R. Patz is doing with his piece. And poor Rob is sad that K. Stew is talking about his penis with everyone, and saying it is a silly penis that is bad at sex.
“Rob couldn’t believe that Kristen was telling everyone that he’s bad in bed,” Nikki Reed a source told the mag. “Not only did she cheat on him, she humiliated him. Now that he’s heard about the rumors she’s been spreading, there’s no chance [he'll take her back].”
Small problem though with this not getting back together bit. US Weekly, the almost always on the money gossip magazine, has reported the pair are living together again. Way to go Star!
That being said, smug British men really are the WORST in the sack.
