Hey Ryan Murphy-
What’s up bud? Great year you are having! American Horror Story is pretty amazing. I mean, all anyone is talking about is that show. You know what that means though pal? Less people are talking about Glee. But fret not, we have a way for you to turn all this around.
Rachel’s fathers are finally making an appearance this season and Ru needs to be one of them. The presence, the singing, I mean, where else would Rachel get all that theatrical inspiration. The clothes are clearly Dad #2 though so cast some dowdy fella in that role, Ru would never let that child leave the house dressed like a Precious Moments figurine.
We can attest to Ru’s professional nature and, to be fair, we know you love Logo. You have Kurt pining for a job here. And we MAY consider bringing him on in some capacity if you do us this favor.
So just give us a call and we can set this up. Or email. Whatever works, we know you’re busy. Send our love to Blaine.
P.S. — When did we decide Brittany was going to be mute this season? Can we do something about this? Thanks!