OPEN LETTER: RuPaul Needs To Be On ‘Glee’

Make it werq

Hey Ryan Murphy-

What’s up bud? Great year you are having! American Horror Story is pretty amazing. I mean, all anyone is talking about is that show. You know what that means though pal? Less people are talking about Glee. But fret not, we have a way for you to turn all this around.

You see, this season has kind of been a bit rocky. Some amazing episodes and some, you know, not as amazing. It happens to every show and lucky for you we have the fix to all of this — RuPaul.

Rachel’s fathers are finally making an appearance this season and Ru needs to be one of them. The presence, the singing, I mean, where else would Rachel get all that theatrical inspiration. The clothes are clearly Dad #2 though so cast some dowdy fella in that role, Ru would never let that child leave the house dressed like a Precious Moments figurine.

We can attest to Ru’s professional nature and, to be fair, we know you love Logo. You have Kurt pining for a job here. And we MAY consider bringing him on in some capacity if you do us this favor.

So just give us a call and we can set this up. Or email. Whatever works, we know you’re busy. Send our love to Blaine.

xoxo,
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P.S. — When did we decide Brittany was going to be mute this season? Can we do something about this? Thanks!

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