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Everyone has their eyes on the Iowa caucus today, and one of the dark horses is none other than Ron Paul. He trails only Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum in the early polls, and has the support of pop star Kelly Clarkson, but we think there is one lady who could take all three down -- RuPaul.
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Let us explain her qualifications.
Wardrobe -- We have seen a whole lot, er, some, smart female presidential candidates over the past few elections, but none of these ladies can dress. I mean, the men tend to be better accessorized. Ru will change that. Theme Music -- Boring white man songs from the seventies and eighties are great, but can't we get something with a beat on the campaign trail guys? Ru will change that. First Lady -- The wives of every candidate stand so quietly by their sides this year. No personality and we never even hear them speak. That won't be the case when the season four cast of RuPaul's Drag Race joins their future leader on stage. Ru will change that Religion -- Christian, Catholic or Muslim, Ru just wants to make sure you are all worshiping yourself. Forget about all this bigotry and intolerance America -- Ru will change that. RuPaul For Change -- in 2012.
