Apocalypse Now: 'RuPaul's Drag Race' Queens Tell Us How The World Will End
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Jiggly predicts the future.[/caption]
Bad news kids, tomorrow may be the end of it all. That's right, the apocalypse could soon be upon us, or, should we say, the Rupocalypse.
We asked a few of your favorite RuPaul's Drag Race queens how they thought the world might end, and this is what they had to say:
“The world will end because there is a Ru-count on season 4 votes and I really won! What else would be the cause of mass destruction and angry people :)”
“SO AT THE END WE ALL FIND OUT THAT RUPAUL IS ACTUALLY GOD AND APPEARS IN THE AND TELLS EVERYONE THAT "TODAY IS JUDGMENT DAY" LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY...AND THEN AS THE EARTH PLEADS TO LET IT'S EXISTENCE CONTINUE RUPAUL AGREES ONLY ON ONE CONDITION ..FROM NOW ON ALL MEN HAVE TO DRESS IN DRAG AND BE QUEENS AND ALL FEMALES HAVE TO BE DRAG KINGS..SHE SAYS FAREWELL AND SHOUTS "DON'T FUCK IT UP"!!!!!!!LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ....FOR GLITTER OR GROSS THE WORLD HAS CHANGED AND BECOME MORE FABULOUS..I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIDAY .....DISCO KISSES”
“The world will not end on Friday December 21st. It will end when I say it ends! I'm Chad Michaels "Queen of Queens", Bitch! Ahh Jokes! Happy Holidays everyone!!”
“I DOUBT IT WILL END. BUT IF IT DOES ITS GONNA RAIN FIRE N BRIMESTONE, EARTHQUAKE ,TSUNAMI ALL AT THE SAME TIME. BUT WHILE THATS GOING ON IM GONNA BE IN MY ROOM EATING COOKIES , CUPCAKES AND ICE CREAM WHILE WATCHING LILO AND STICH. LOL”
“Child PLEASE!!!! Honey I am just now getting it all going life as we know it…And, Ain't nobody got time for this foolishness! Now, what I do believe is happening is that we will no longer be the world of yesterday. I think that we are headed in a new direction and there will be an evolution. We really have no choice, we evolve or die.”
“Aliens !!! I'll be dressed in a viscous billowing parachuted crinoline gown, ghostlike platinum crimped hair, drenched in aurora borealis Swarovski crystals, custom skyscraper Italian stiletto nude ankle boots, alien shipwrecked realness. If I have to run fast from the Martians, I have to look sickening!!!”
How do you think it is going down children?
