“RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 1″: The Entire First Episode Ru-Vealed! (WATCH)

Long thought lost to the sands of time, RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 1 is returning to Logo on September 30. But we know you’re gagging for the original legendary children, so we’re gifting you with Episode 1 an entire week early! (Don’t say we never gave you anything)

Meet Bebe Zahara, Tammie Baldwin, Nina Flowers, Onjina, Victoria Porkchop Parker, Jade Sotomayor, Rebecca Glasscock and Akashia above—for the very first time! Behold Ru under the 100,000-watt “White Diamonds” lens! Hear Season 1 judge Merle Ginsberg make biting commentary.

Monday was never so fun, people.

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