Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s royal wedding was held Saturday at Windsor Castle with a ceremony-stealing sermon from LGBT-friendly Bishop Michael Curry.
Because there’s no such thing as too much queer wisdom, the crown-chasing RuPaul’s Drag Race season 10 contestants are now offering unsolicited advice to the beautiful American bride.
“Fuck everyone,” Dusty Ray Bottoms tells the newly dubbed Duchess of Sussex, “and live your best life and feel your Queen fantasy.”
“Always stay true to yourself,” Blair St. Clair declares. “Always remain polite, professional, and humble.”
“Don’t sign the prenup—take all the money!” warns Monique Heart.
“I think she needs to remember that it’s a position of power and everyone is watching her and she’s going to be an example to a lot of little girls who want to be princesses and queens,” says Kameron Michaels.
Eureka O’Hara agrees, adding, “I think she needs to use her platform for good. Represent the community that you come from—show how intelligent a beautiful woman of color can be in power.”
“I would tell her to make sure she deletes Grindr off of his phone,” says Vanessa Vanjie Mateo. “Ain’t no fooling around in the kingdom.”
Monét X Change suggests that even though Markle is a biological female, she should still wear corsetry because it’s “important to represent America over in the U.K. and be as snatched as possible.”
“I would give Meghan the advice to screw it up as soon as she can because I am in love with Prince Harry and I am second in line to be the princess,” says Asia O’Hara. “I don’t know if he told her that yet.”
Yuhua Hamasaki keeps her advice nice and tight: “Do anal.”
Read more pearls of royal wisdom from the queens at VH1.com.
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10 airs Thursdays at 8/7c on VH1.