What's more all-American than baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and DRAG QUEENS??? Nothing, that's what! In the tradition of great American treasures like Hillary Clinton and Mount Rushmore, this week RuPaul's Drag Race stormed the beaches of drag-Normandy and got all stars and bars on us!!!!

What I'm trying to say (but I'm just so filled with U & S, and T & A, I'm losing it!!!!) is that I looooooooved this episode. It was silly, sweet, served up some tears, two fab guest judges (Johnny Weir and modelling legend Cheryl Tiegs!!! -- and I love that Cheryl was kind of a fuss-pot), some whacked-out, red-white-and-blue drag outfit madness, and even bras that shot pretend bullets!!!!!

And the ending???? HISTORIC!!! Listen, I can't spoil it for you (but there are SPOILERS in our recap video), so just watch...

After the jump, two parting images that make me happier than a slutty bartender during Fleet Week!

Perfection. Now THAT'S America.

"HOW you durrin'?????"

Need to catch up to understand what the hell all of this is about??? Just march your patriotic cooter over to LogoTV.com to catch full episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and its daffy, dishy, behind-the-scenes companion series Untucked!

And GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!