Big queens, big stars, big hair, big hats and big drama... It's a whale of a wigged-out tale on RuPaul's Drag Race this week, Sailors!!!

"Hair today, gone tomorrow..." Yes, dears. That was last night's story for one of the most controversial and beloved and discussed and debated divas of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3. One moment, your wig is flying high and tight, and then next it's on the stage floor and you're heading to the work room to pac up your hot rollers.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. It was very "Hair Wars" up here this week, as the challenges awaiting out Top 5 queens were a tangled mess of wig-based challenges. First, it was very much the "Enchantment Under the Sea" prom-theme meets Wigstock as the fishy femmes had to fashion haute headgear out of stuff you'd find washed up on a gay beach. (Strangely, no syringes!)

Ladies & Gentleman: Get into our stunning "Drag Ya Later" guest star, Busted Queen!!!

And RuPaul, the queen of big wiggery, assigned them all the task using hairstyles as the basis for 3 runway looks, and they had to make a dress all out of wigs. Along the way, we got chummy with plastic shellfish, learned about every citizen's "Right to Do Drag," enjoyed Yara Sofia's vacation photos, and got a visit from our the fiercest gal ever to graduate from the American Idol academy of dramatic arts, Ms. Fantasia "Life Is Not a Fairy Tale" Barrino.

And last night's ending??? HUGE. MAJOR. SHOCKING. DEVASTATING! And it means we don't know what the hell to expect next week. [SPOILER ALERT] WATCH.

Oh, if you just watched you may be like... Who's that "Busted Queen" who pops in with her hot little tote and her dry demeanor! Folks, you need to know NYC's own fabulous Busted Queen! She hosts fine events all over Manhattan (and Brooklyn & possibly Queens) and she's a force of nature. Check her out on Facebook and look for her appearing in Sherry Vine's web series "Flames of Hell's Kitchen." She's major!

You may also ask after watching the video: "What's with all the bleeps?" Turns out my use of the term "Tr*nny Chaser" was deemed too risque and possibly offensive, so our parent company's standards-and-practices folks sort of made us bleep them. Bless them, they don't want to offend.

Who wants a big tall sip of Fantasia! We do! 24/7!!!!

Why the hell are we wearing lobster bibs? Bring the cocktail sauce over here and we'll talk...

Hunty, Raja is serving dinner up on her head! Girl has crabs to spare!

A special moment from Yara Sofia's upcoming Discovery Channel special, "Tran vs. Wild!"

Loca is serving us fish (and bear!) with a wilderness realness effect! Rowwwrrrr!

And lastly, we have no words... Halleloo 4-evaaaaaahhhh!!!! XOXO

Anyway -- if all this is completely confusing, just go watch last night's full episode of RuPaul's Drag Race and Untucked and get caught up! Then go out and get yourself a fresh wig, already!