Ryan will be playing a man who is hot and dumb and has a one night stand with Zooey Deschanel’s character Jess. Poor, poor objectified man.
So for all those who feared being alone on V Day, worry no more. Even better than dinner and chocolates is staring at Ryan’s insane abs. And eyes. And arms. You get the point.
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