As expected, Ryan Lochte has made his acting debut in a Funny Or Die video that’s half-”interview,” half-”PSA.” It seems Ryan, who admitted to peeing in the pool last week to Ryan Seacrest, not only uses the pool as his urinal while he happens to be in it, but it’s the only place he pees. But Ryan wants kids everywhere to know that while they should feel free to pee in the pool, they should never, ever poop in the pool, because, Ryan says, “When you poop in the pool, they close the pool, and then I can’t pee.”
We counted at least 15 pee jokes in this video, which is funny even though Ryan’s acting can use some work. (Or can it? Maybe “athlete acting” is its own special kind of acting that should be respected.) Enjoy, above.
