I always thought that a Diva was a female version of a hustler (something I learned from Queen Bey, you know?) but Sarah Silverman's new (NSFW!) song is here to offer a more specific definition of the term that too many queens (drag or otherwise) throw around.

"If you call yourself a Diva / you better be a singer / and not somebody cutting me in line," sweetly sings Miss Silverman.  But stick around as the tune devolves into more, um, lewd clarifications.  Let's just say that the new song showcases Sarah's understanding of Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talents.

Sarah Silverman's newest stand-up special on HBO, We Are Miracles, will air this Saturday (November 23rd).