Seann William Scott, the actor your older brother probably knows as Stifler from American Pie, has transformed into a five-star daddy over the last year and he just keeps getting hotter.

He was recently spotted taking his adorable dog for a walk around New York City's East Village and if you haven't seen him since his days as a teen comedy dreamboat, you probably wouldn't recognize him.

He's got a full beard now, some jacked pecs with nipples so tight they're about to tear through his wardrobe of paper thin t-shirts, and a pair of arms so nice you'll want him to punch you in the face just to feel their strength. On a scale of 1 to "destroy my body," we're ranking him a 137.

This is what he looked like in 2000's Dude Where's My Car alongside Ashton Kutcher, a film in which they also made out:

And here's what he looked like — in nothing but a jockstrap — in 2009's Balls Out:

And here he is now. God damn!