Micha, a gay man in Germany, has gotten so many silicone injections in his penis that his member now weighs an astounding seven pounds.

Seven. Pounds.

That's six pounds, and then one more pound. Of dick.

In an exclusive documentary interview with Vice, Micha says he decided to enhance his schlong—which is 9 inches long and 3.5 inches wide, if you were curious—began after he received a penis pump as a gift.

"When I pumped and then went out, I had the feeling that I wasn't trapped inside the body I was born with," he says. "I had the possibility to shape it myself or to change it.'

The girthy member comes with some drawbacks, as you might imagine: The increased size "provides no physical pleasure boost," and any erection happens 'inside'" Micha's foreskin, and is not visible to the naked eye.

But what about sex? It's tricky, though not impossible, he says. "You have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play."

Watch the full Vice documentary about Micha and his penis below.

h/t: Instinct