Shailene Woodley – shame on you! Don’t you know there’s tons of
poor, starving children in Africa Sex and the City wannabes dying for the chance to go to the Golden Globe Awards and subsequent after parties? And here you are throwing away a good opportunity to show off a spectacular pair of shoes in exchange for “comfort?”
The Descendants actress wore a stunning Marchesa gown to the award show last night along with Tabitha Simmons heels, then changed into a one-shouldered black cut-out dress with Vibram “Five Finger” shoes for the InStyle after party. How … fetch.
We know there’s some sort of “five finger discount” joke waiting to be told but if Shailene can’t be bothered to put on real shoes we can’t be bothered to think of real jokes.
And we thought Kristen Stewart was bad with her “I’m so cool I change into Converse” style. Next time just put on some flip-flops and call it a day, girl.