Slow-Ass Version Of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” Is Freaking Out The Internet: LISTEN

Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” has always been a favorite, but this slowed-down version from 2012 is giving us all kind of ookies. Some folks online are loving the now-viral track, which is playing at three-quarters speed—calling it “menacing” and “haunting.” But we’re getting a little Buffalo Bill/Silence of the Lamb vibe. Like, “It take the man or else it gets the hose again!’

What say you?

Dan Avery is a writer-editor who focuses on culture, breaking news and LGBT rights. His work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Advocate and elsewhere.