“SNL” Defies Labels With Gender-Nonconforming, Style-Neutral Jeans

"My jeans let me decide how I go to the bathroom."

“Defining someone by their style? That’s offensive. That’s why Levi’s Wokes have no style.”

During last night’s 43rd season premiere of Saturday Night Live, a fake commercial introduced Levi’s Wokes, “sizeless, style-neutral, gender-nonconforming denim for a generation that defies labels.”

SNL cast members like Leslie Jones, Mikey Day, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Kate McKinnon, and host Ryan Gosling rocked the unflattering bottoms, which “fit everybody because they fit no body.”

Winking at the rise of nonbinary identities and genderfluidity in the mainstream media, these hideous jeans come in “person,” as opposed to men’s and women’s. They also feature a unique Uni-Fly zipper design described as “180 degrees of gender-nonconformity.”

“My jeans let me decide how I go to the bathroom,” says one insufferable Wokes wearer.

Check out the fauxmercial below.

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