Bianca Del Rio, eat your heart out.

Returning SNL host Louis C.K. earned long, luxurious laughs last night in a sketch where he played a lawyer who leans heavily on his fluttering eyelashes.

No one in the courtroom, including Leslie Jones and a very boopable Pete Davidson, is immune to the comedian's perfect lashes, which would make Gia Gunn absolutely green.

Opposing counsel is especially appalled. "Appalled or jealous?” asks Kenan Thompson as the judge. “The jury will do their best to not be influenced by the prosecution’s gorgeous, inviting lashes. And they will also disregard the fact that the defense’s lashes are clumpy and unremarkable.” Shade!

In a twist, the sketch turns out to be a commercial for Maybelline, which fittingly signed its first male spokesmodel, social influencer Manny Mua, earlier this year.

Watch the full sketch below.