Snow Days: Matteo Lane Answers Our Winter Wonderland Questionnaire

"I would honestly love to be a speed skater. Their legs and butts are huge."

The queens of Drag Race turned snow bunnies at Aspen Gay Ski Week, where they joined Logo for all kinds of antics—including aprés-ski parties, a downhill drag race, comedy cabaret and more. You can watch all the fun now through January 29 on Logo’s “Snow Days” blocks.

Below, we asked comedian Matteo Lane—who hit Aspen with Katya, Ginger Minj, Alaska, Shangela, and others—to answer our Winter Wonderland Questionnaire.

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What’s your secret trick to getting warm?
I would say hookups, but that often involves leaving my house. So instead I cook and eat pasta. If you think about it, it’s almost the same thing.

What’s your favorite wintertime memory from childhood?
Snow days! I’m from Chicago, so to me a few inches of snow is nothing. Every time it snows in New York I’m surprised it’s not a foot of snow followed by 10-degree weather.

What’s your least favorite thing about winter now?
Slush, slush, SLUSH. It ruins your shoes, you day, and somehow your hair, too. It’s the worst.

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Would we find you on the slope or in the lodge?
I don’t know how to ski, so you’ll find me in the lodge begging any man to “teach” me how to ski.

If you were in the winter Olympics what sport would you compete in?
I would honestly love to be a speed skater. Their legs and butts are huge.

What’s the most essential piece of winter wear someone can own?
A tank top under your coat.

If you were a snow man, what would your drag name be?
Susan’s Boyle

Catch all the fun now on Logo’s “Snow Days,” airing through January 29.