Last month we reported on how billions of insects have gay sex on a regular basis. Well, Stephen Colbert got ahold of those findings and ran with them on last night’s edition of The Colbert Report. That same-sex insect copulation, scientists believe, is merely accidental because the males are in such a hurry to reproduce they don’t take time to inspect the gender of their partners.
“See, there’s nothing gay there,” Colbert insists. “Just a normal manly desire to bang anything that moves!”
To Colbert, that’s exactly what goes on Saturday night at Steamworks—just a bunch of guys “accidentally” getting each other off. Check out the full clip below.