Stephen Colbert Introduces His New Government-Mandated Gay Life Partner: WATCH


Now that the Supreme Court has effectively legalized same-sex marriage in five states, Stephen Colbert acknowledged the inevitability of a gay takeover by introducing his new government-mandated life partner, Roger Cornsworth.

Bidding adieu to his wife of 25 years, Stephen announced his plans to redo his and Roger’s living room in hammered stainless steel, which sounds terrible, but to each his own.

Check out the new turtlenecked man in Colbert’s life as he discusses the rise of amicus briefs below:

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