Stop Asking Andy Cohen If He’s Slept With Anderson Cooper

Surprise! Gay people can be friends!

Andy Cohen fielded a supremely dumb question from Amber Rose, a person who literally refused to answer any of his questions, when she appeared as a guest on Watch What Happens Live last week.

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“Are you and Anderson Cooper fucking?!” she blurted out, ya know, because two gay guys can’t just be friends with each other. Andy smashed his face into his palm because, as you know, he’s answered this dumb question countless times before.

“We’ve never done a thing. We’ve never even kissed,” he said. We were set up on a blind date over 20 years ago in the early 90s and it never took…We never went out but we became great friends.” Amber squealed over the thought of two gay best friends — obviously a novelty to her.

Now let this be the last time. Please stop asking Andy Cohen if he’s slept with Anderson Cooper.

Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.
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