"We have 364 days a year where we unbelievable, unspoken privilege, and then we have one day a year, one day, where we get to celebrate having that privilege all year round," actor, writer, and comedian Eva Victor tells her off-camera boyfriend in a video that has gone viral.

"What doesn't make sense to you?"

In case you're slow to pick up on satire, Victor is not, in fact, going to be the only woman at the straight pride parade—Joke credit: Stephen Colbert—supposedly set to take place in Boston this summer (but which is most likely not happening, as the organizers apparently lied about getting a permit).

Instead, Victor is presenting a perfect, not to mention hilarious, breakdown of why straight people don't need a pride parade.

"I was born, and I was like, 'Okay, I feel different from absolutely nobody.' Now I'm an adult, and I still feel totally fine because the world was totally made for me," she says through fake tears.

Watch below.